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Continue to ChatWith me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club. - Gilbert Gottfried from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/with-me-traveling-for-work-is-arriving-at-the-airport-checking-into-the-hotel-leaving-the-hotel-the-next/page/3